The Parable Of The Lost Clubber

In response to: "TELL ME WHY" 371 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

Thanks for posting the photo. I'd now like to see one of your Halloween costume... ;) x more…

In response to: "Do you know....where you're going to..." 371 days old
by lostclubber [Member]

tune in next time for the thrilling installment! more…

In response to: "Do you know....where you're going to..." 372 days old
by Kibitz [Member]

Mmm ..

My curiosity is painfully piqued.

What outfits did you eventually choose?

Adam ... x :) more…

In response to: "Do you know....where you're going to..." 376 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

U aint ugly Mikey.. Your boootiful... I mean.. Your a Cooont, but ur beautiful! :D xxx more…

In response to: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned..." 398 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

Gerard Butler is CLEARLY my husband and not yours! more…

In response to: "*shock* A WHOLE MONTH?!" 503 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

Your flat door flew off!? Wizard of oz comes to mind.. Doth have the ruby slippers my precious?? ;) x more…

In response to: "The secret is out...." 532 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

Michelle? Is that you?! :P more…

In response to: "Reality, Nature, whinging and cutting out dead wood." 539 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

here here (u little queer!)
xxx more…

In response to: "Camping, pecks & little pricks" 573 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

The hol sounds like it was cool...Hope the problem is something that can be sorted with another dosage of tablets or something!

Ive had blood tests and the nurses do talk bollocks dont they?! Lol! x more…

In response to: "Wedding Suits & Fancy Dresses" 594 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

But what are u coming as on friday? What are u coming as though? But what are u coming as?!!!! more…

In response to: "Hunky Hippo's" 600 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

Im coming as a gay clubber.. Is that ok? :P xx more…

In response to: "Awakening" 632 days old
by trippitaka [Member]

I reckon people do appreciate your help, if they didn't they wouldn't come to you for help. I bet all of your advice and sympathy is wining you a lot of really solid friends.
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In response to: "Awakening" 632 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

Ello Mate,
Only me again. I think you are a great friend to those around you from what Ive seen and heard, (the blog dedicated to your friend clearly showed that) And you deserve more respect for not settling for just "anyone"... We all know you aint short of offers!

Enjoy yourself matey plops and hope to see u soon more…

In response to: "I'm Living The Dream Baby!" 638 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

Im working on the man thing.. Alls I need is a kellogs cornflake box, some sticky back plastic and a sledge hammer... We will catch one of the decent fuckers for u!! xx more…

In response to: "Late nights and dog bites" 640 days old
by trippitaka [Member]

thank god for the weekend more…

In response to: "Check my bad self, innit tho!" 644 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

Lol! Ur new pic is lovely! Whack daddy Mack?! Excuse u?! :p more…

In response to: "Hold your head high, take a deep breath and sigh.." 650 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

What a nice message to your friend... You are very good with words mr clubber :) x more…

In response to: ""Running just as fast as we can...."" 659 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

Lol! As long as u didnt break any more rosary beads ;) more…

In response to: ""Running just as fast as we can...."" 659 days old
by  [Visitor]

Running as fast as we can, I like the word, have a nice day
:-) more…

In response to: ""Running just as fast as we can...."" 659 days old
by lostclubber [Member]

hehe nah I *tried* to pace myself and managed it for most of the night until I ended up straddling someone on the dancefloor. I'm so classy :) more…

In response to: ""Running just as fast as we can...."" 659 days old
by EllieGant [Member]

So? Did you dance on tables? One glass of wine after a couple of days' off makes me dizzy! more…

In response to: "Touting for business...." 662 days old
by lostclubber [Member]

*makes notes* more…

In response to: "Touting for business...." 662 days old
by trippitaka [Member]

you could buy one of those vocoder things and walk around talking like she does on that Dane bowers track. Could get a laugh or two? more…

In response to: "Touting for business...." 662 days old
by lostclubber [Member]

oo good plan! I could start practicing my pointy finger too more…

In response to: "Touting for business...." 662 days old
by trippitaka [Member]

you could suck on a lemon all night and go as posh :) more…

In response to: "Touting for business...." 663 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

Now I would pay money to see that!! more…

In response to: "I'm the Mary...you're the Rhoda" 664 days old
by lostclubber [Member]

rarr ok, I'll accept a ya (at least give me 2/3's of a yay) more…

In response to: "I'm the Mary...you're the Rhoda" 665 days old
by gelöschter User [Visitor]

You didn't //compare// yourself to Bridget, but you //did// mention her. So half a yay. more…

In response to: "Action: Liver rescue" 666 days old
by phoenix2k [Member]

Oh, you do music?! Please tell me its something like spice girls meets s club 7 meets steps... ?!!? :D more…

In response to: "I'm the Mary...you're the Rhoda" 668 days old
by trippitaka [Member]

The big 3-0 sounds like a good time for a reunion, i hope it goes well. more…