Oh dear. Its all come to light. I am officially a woman.

I finished work this evening and came home and made my dinner, which I followed by having some raspberry ripple ice-cream with added sprinkles and marshmallow bits.
Then I decided I'd have a nice long soak in the bath. Without a second thought about it, I ran the taps, lit a million candles and grabbed a book. I looked at how girly the room looked but then just flicked off the light switch and slipped into the steamy bath.

I'll just point out at this point that its very rare for me to have a bath, and EXTREMELY rare for me to read a book (I think its been about 6 years since I read a proper book).

An hour later, I get out of the bath and decided to fake tan (it makes my skin look clearer and its summer!). So I'm sat now, greased from top to toe in my special spray tan, watching the repeat of Loose Women.

So, if you see me blubbing or biting someones head off over the next few days, ignore me - its probably just my time of the month...