Now I know what I've been missing. Daytime TV!
I've been loving my days off this week - totally unproductive and lazy. I've become an expert at Countdown and managed to get all the numbers games and even the conundrum (which the contestants didn't even get!).
At this rate I might have to nip to the shop for a bottle of Strongbow and a packet of Cheesy Wotsits. I'm typing this quickly while the ads are on. Ice cream is coming out and Deal or No Deal is about to start. No wonder there are so many unemployed people on benefits - this is great!